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Saturday, July 22, 2017

Lollipop Salesman

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. 

He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. 
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. 
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says. 
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. 
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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A Little Head




A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"





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