Friday, March 24, 2017

SEX, SNARK AND SATIRE

TO P.E.T.A. WITH LOVE

Fewer animals die when she wears a fur bikini!
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Will Previously Unarmed British Police Officers 
be allowed to carry Butcher Knives?
Following the recent attack on the British Parliament, an attack that resulted in the stabbing death of an unarmed "Bobby" (policeman), by a radical Islamic terrorist.  The House of Commons is considering a law that would allow previously unarmed police the right to carry butcher knives.  This would put them on par with their knife-wielding Muslim brothers and not give them an unfair advantage in any life and death struggles.  However, the mayor of London, the cities first Muslim to hold that office, has already come out in opposition to this legislation.  The mayor claims, that by taking this unprecedented measure, innocent citizens could be put in harms way should  any officer go off the deep end due to the pressures of his job!  
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Thousands gather at Lambert Glacier 
to pay Homage to Mother Earth 
before Trump Destroys Planet.
Thousands of environmental activists 
have gathered on the Lambert Glacier (the world's largest) 
in Antarctica to pay homage to Mother Earth 
and make a final offering 
of their Precious Bodily Fluid (piss),
before Donald Trump destroys the planet.

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Former President Obama has become the 
World's foremost Electronic Voyeur
Following his unqualified success at installing cutting edge snooping devices at NYC's Trump Tower, the former Listener-in-Chief, Barack Obama is weighing the possibility of coming out of retirement as the demand from electronic voyeurs for his expertise soars.
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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Acapulco Babes, Beaches, Police, and Zona Roja

A LOT OF GOOD LOOKERS AND A FEW.......WELL YOU KNOW!
ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR BLONDES AND BOOBS!
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE KEEPERS!
HAVE A DRINK WITH US.
ACAPULCO BEACH PATROL
CALETA BEACH IN THE OLD PART OF TOWN.
EL PRESIDENTE HOTEL ON MAIN DRAG.  STAYED HERE IN 1977 ON THE 6th FLOOR.  THREE OF US GUYS. REMEMBER MY DRUNKEN FRIEND TOSSING A CHAIR OFF THE BALCONY INTO THE SWIMMING POOL.  VERY EARLY ONE MORNING, FORTUNATELY NO ONE IN POOL.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT THE BULL RING IN OLD TOWN.  DRANK A LOT OF CERVEZA THERE.
WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS BULL RING EARLY ONE MORNING WITH A YOUNG THING I PICKED UP THE NIGHT BEFORE IN THE ZONA ROJA (RED LIGHT DISTRICT).  SHE WAS POINTING TO MY WATCH.  THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO KNOW THE TIME.  HELL NO, SHE WANTED MY WATCH.  SEEMED I RAN OUT OF MONEY THE NIGHT BEFORE AND PROMISED IT TO HER FOR THAT NIGHT'S TRICK.  IT WASN'T AN EXPENSIVE ONE.
VIEW FROM THE BALCONY OF THE SELENE APARTMENTS.  STAYED HERE WITH THE WIFE ON MY LAST TRIP TO ACAPULCO.  MY WILD BACHELOR YEARS WERE OVER.
CLIFF DIVER AS SEEN FROM THE MIRADOR HOTEL.  VERY POPULAR WITH TOURIST.  ALSO YOU CAN SEE FRANK SINATRA'S OLD HOME FROM HERE.
YOU GUESSED IT.  WHORES IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
HAVE NEVER BEEN DOWN FOR NEW YEAR'S, BUT THE ABOVE IS FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE 2017
ANOTHER SCENE FROM THE MIRADOR HOTEL AND THE WALKWAY DOWN TO A SPOT TO WATCH THE CLIFF DIVERS.
THIS SHOT COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF TOWN A WAYS ON THE ROAD TO THE AIRPORT
BOOBS ANYONE?
NOTHING STAYS THE SAME.  CRIME HAS SOARED AND PARAMILITARY POLICE UNITS NOW PATROL THE BEACHES AT SOME LOCATIONS.  THIS SCENE IS FROM CALETA BEACH WITH THE HOTEL CALETA IN THE BACKGROUND.
YES, YOU SEE A LOT OF POLICE IN PLAIN CLOTHES ON THE BEACHES AND STREETS.  AND I SHOULD ADD, AROUND THE BANKS.  OCCASIONALLY BANDITS COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS AND TAKE A STAB AT THE LOCAL BANKO
A COMMON SITE THESE DAYS
THEY ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT
MORE POLICE OR PERHAPS REGULAR ARMY ON THE BEACH
PROBABLY TAKEN NEAR A BANK OR SOME GOVERNMENT BUILDING
FISHERMAN WILL OFTEN SELL THEIR CATCH ON THE BEACH. 
CUTE COP
NOT SO CUTE COP