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Friday, October 12, 2018

Germany ProvidesHousing for Muslim Refugees…at Former Nazi Death Camps

Once again German ingenuity has triumphed as that country's government has opened the gates of historical Nazi death camps, like those at Dachau and Buchenwald, to tens of thousands of Muslim refugees flooding into their nation from the Middle East and North Africa and seeking housing. A German who lives near one of these sites said, “We welcome refugees with open arms. Most of them are Muslims who don’t know the history here and those who do, deny it anyhow. My kind of folks." However another longtime local Buchenwald resident, Frau Frieda Nacht, was less enthusiastic. “The only good thing about putting them here is we won’t have to round them up if it doesn’t work out.” German Chancellor Angela Merkel indicated that although this measure did not provide a final solution to the Muslim problem it was certainly a step in the right direction.

But many Jewish groups are outraged. “That’s the housing solution for refugees? Are you fucking kidding us, Merkel?” Look, It’s wonderful the Germans are making a humanitarian gesture, but this is holy ground and should remain a memorial to the Holocaust. It’s like putting a mosque, or worse, a Denny’s, at Ground Zero.” Refugees aren’t so wild about the idea either, for their own reasons. Syrian asylum seeker Mahmoud Benghazi said, “I was expecting a different and better deal. I don’t care for the accommodations in Germany’s ‘promised land’. And what’s with all the showers in this place?”
Thanks to The Mideast Beast

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Blast from the past: The Saga of Big Foot and Snowflake Girl

On some rare occasional I have a brain fart and generate a post that I pat myself on the back for. The below is one.

On her first trip to the great American outdoors, a voluptuous city blonde goes on the deck of her remote wilderness lodge early one morning, just before her jog down the winding mountain path. For some inexplicable reason the young lady, decides to expose her bodacious ta ta's to the forest creatures below.

Unbeknown to the titty flashing blonde, hidden eyes are watching from the forest floor. Hidden eyes, that focused squarely on the sensuous body of the young ripe blonde above.

A short while later the blonde begins her morning trek down the mountain trail. Still completely unaware of the great hairy brute following. A brute whose carnal lust could no longer be restrained, despite his instinct to avoid contact with humans.

Suddenly and with warning the enormous creature sprang from the shadows snatching the unsuspecting girl and dragging her back into the green foliage of his forest lair.

What repeatedly occurred for the next several days was something best reserved for the makers of XXX porn films. Fortunately, the exhausted and totally ravished young blonde was able to escape as the lustful beast fell into a deep sleep while holding his placid but still prodigious phallus.

After hours of wondering through the tangled undergrowth the blonde is discovered by members of a search party. At which time one of the Forest Rangers asked if she had seen any sign of Big Foot as there had been some earlier reports of sightings. The blondes reply was simple and to the point, "Big Foot my ass, if you only knew the half of it." The disheveled damsel further stated that for some inexplicable reason she no longer had the urge to hookup with NFL players or men from Texas.
by Ron Russell

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