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WITH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ACHIEVING IT'S CROWNING VICTORY NEAR MUD BAYOU, OVER THE GOOD OLE BOYS OF DUCK DYNASTY AND OTHER DIE-HARD CONSERVATIVE GROUPS ACROSS THE NATION THE BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES CELEBRATED THEIR TRIUMPH BY RAISING THE ZOMBIE FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE MILLIONS OF LOW GRAY-MATTER AMERICANS JAMMED THE NATIONAL MALL TO SALUTE THEIR NEW NATION UNDER MINDLESS ZOMBIES. A NATION DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED FOR SERVICE TO THEIR ZOMBIE MASTERS.
FOLLOWING THE EXCITMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA, TO A MEETING OF THE UNDEAD CABINET. IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME THAT WITH THE DEATH OF BRAIN RICH AMERICANS THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH. THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO LOWER THE FOOD STANDARDS AND ALLOW THE HARVESTING OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS. THIS, OF COURSE, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR ALL. OBAMA TURNED WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND HIS WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED. SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE IN THE END DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET.
FOLLOWING THE EXCITMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA, TO A MEETING OF THE UNDEAD CABINET. IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME THAT WITH THE DEATH OF BRAIN RICH AMERICANS THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH. THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO LOWER THE FOOD STANDARDS AND ALLOW THE HARVESTING OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS. THIS, OF COURSE, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR ALL. OBAMA TURNED WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND HIS WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED. SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE IN THE END DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET.
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