Bill Clinton to speak at Nevada's infamous "Bunny Ranch"

Bubba with Bunny Ranch girls (Ava Adora and Barbie Girl)

FOR SOMETIME NOW, FOLLOWING THE UNAUTHORIZED RELEASE OF IMAGES OF BILL CLINTON WITH SEVERAL LADIES OF THE EVENING FROM NEVADA'S INFAMOUS BUNNY RANCH, IT WAS SUSPECTED THAT SOMETHING WAS IN THE WORKS BETWEEN THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE BUNNY RANCH.  IT CAN NOW BE CONFIRMED THAT FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON WILL INDEED SPEAK AT THE BUNNY RANCH.  AFTER WEEKS OF NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE FOUNDATION AND REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE RANCH A COMPROMISE WAS REACHED ON BUBBA'S FEE WHEN THE FORMER PRESIDENT AGREED TO ACCEPT PART OF HIS USUAL $500.000 FEE IN EXCHANGE FOR AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF NIGHTS AT THE RANCH.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS REASON FOR SPEAKING AT THE RANCH BILL SIMPLY REPLIED, "BUSINESSES LIKE THE BUNNY RANCH WHERE THE 'CUSTOMER ALWAYS COMES FIRST' SHOULD HAVE THE SUPPORT OF ALL MALE AMERICANS.  HILLARY COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT!