THE SHANGI-LA OF AN ISIS WARRIOR

SOMEWHERE IN THAT MYTHICAL ISLAMIC SHANGI-LA A VIRGIN IS WAITING.  WAITING TO EMBRACE A MARTYRED ISIS WARRIOR.  SHE HAS ADORNED HERSELF WITH THE FINEST JEWELS.  JEWELS FIT FOR A SULTAN.  AS THE SWEET SMELL OF AN EXOTIC "BARNYARD" INCENSE FLOATS ACROSS HER BED CHAMBERS, SHE IS READY FOR THE WARM EMBRACE OF HER ISIS LOVER WHOSE SCIMITAR IS DRENCHED WITH THE BLOOD OF INFIDELS.  INFIDELS WHO REFUSED TO ACCEPT THE TEACHINGS OF THE PROPHET.  THE GREAT FALLEN WARRIOR WAS HEARD TO UTTER BUT ONE PHRASE UPON ENTERING HER CHAMBER,  اللعنة أين هو بلدي الماعز TRANSLATED "DAMN WHERE IS MY GOAT"!
And for those crazy PETA nuts in that fucked up "City by the Bay" I offer this stunning truth:   

HELL, WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT, ISIS, LGBT, AND PETA DO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO PUSH THEIR DISGUSTING AGENDAS DOWN OUR THROATS.  OOPS, SORRY FOR THAT LAST PHRASE, NO PUND INTENDED!