Thursday, July 2, 2015

THE USELESS PART OF THE MALE PENIS

AFTER YEARS OF INTENSIVE STUDY A PRESTIGIOUS GROUP OF SCIENTIST AT SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY (BETTER KNOWN AS S.H.I.T.) HAVE ADMITTED THAT THEY ARE STILL BAFFLED ABOUT THE EXCESS SKIN AROUND THE MALE PENIS.  SHORTLY AFTER THEIR ANNOUNCEMENT AN OBSCURE GRADUATE STUDENT FROM THE LIBRARY SCIENCE DEPARTMENT CAME UP WITH THE ANSWER WHILE STUDYING THE WRITINGS OF THE ANCIENT CHINESE PHILOSOPHER, CONFUCIUS.  ACCORDING TO CONFUCIUS THE USELESS SKIN AROUND THE PENIS IS MAN.  THE PROBLEM WITH MODERN DAY SCIENCE IS THEY ALWAYS TRY TO COMPLICATE THE OBVIOUS.
  

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