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Sunday, August 2, 2015

METAL DETECTORS TO BE INSTALLED AT ALL MILITARY GUN FREE ZONES

Lt. Cmdr. Timothy White
THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE SHOOTINGS AT A MILITARY INSTALLATION IN CHATTANOOGA WHERE 5 JACK-BOOTED MEMBERS OF THE U.S. ARMED FORCES WERE KILLED BY A PEACE LOVING, KORAN CARRYING MUSLIM, ONE MUHAMMAD YOUSSEF ABDULAZEEZ HAS REVEALED THAT THE COMMANDER OF THAT "GUN FREE ZONE" INSTALLATION HAD THE UNMEDIATED GALL TO NOT ONLY BRING A WEAPON INTO A MANDATED "GUN FREE ZONE" BUT TO DISCHARGE IT AT A MUSLIM FREEDOM FIGHTER.  IT APPEARS Lt. Cmdr. TIMOTHY WHITE, SECRETLY SMUGGLED THIS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION ONTO THE BASE IN VIOLATION OF DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE POLICIES.  SOURCES IN THE PENTAGON HAVE REVEALED THAT THE GUN-TOTING COMMANDER MAY FACE CHARGES.  IN RESPONSE TO THIS INCREASED THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY BY MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES CARRYING THEIR PERSONAL WEAPONS INTO GUN FREE ZONES PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ORDERED THAT METAL DETECTORS BE INSTALLED AT THE ENTRANCES TO ALL SUCH FACILITIES.  
OF COURSE THE ABOVE IS A PIECE OF SATIRE, BUT SATIRE WITH SOME TRUTH.  THE PENTAGON IS LOOKING INTO THE POSSIBILITY OF CHARGING CMDR. WHITE WITH DISCHARGING A WEAPON IN A GUN FREE ZONE. 

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