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Saturday, August 8, 2015

RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST ARE DEMANDING THE PRODUCTION OF SOYLENT GREEN (100% PURE ORGANIC FOOD SOURCE)


MANY ENVIRONMENTALIST GROUPS ALONG WITH SOME IN THE EPA ARE CALLING FOR THE MANUFACTURE AND DISTRIBUTION OF "SOYLENT GREEN" (A TASTY NUTRITIOUS FOOD MADE FROM HUMAN REMAINS).  IT HAS BEEN ESTIMATED THAT WORLD WIDE  SOME 160,000 HUMANS DIE EACH DAY.  IN MOST CASES THEIR REMAINS ARE EITHER BURNED OR BURIED.  BOTH OF WHICH ARE ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY ACTS.  ADDITIONALLY SOME 10,000 FETUSES ARE ABORTED DAILY AND THEIR REMAINS TOSSED ON THE GROWING GARBAGE PILES OF THE WORLD.  THE WASTE OF THIS RENEWABLE HUMAN RESOURCE CAN BE STOPPED BY THE WORLD GOVERNMENTS BY MANDATING THE PRODUCTION OF "SOYLENT GREEN"!  BY TAKING THIS SIMPLE AND REASONABLE STEP THE WORLD COULD SEE AN ADDITIONAL 80,000 TONS OF HIGH PROTEIN FOOD PRODUCTION EACH DAY, THEREBY ELIMINATING FAMINE ACROSS THE GLOBE.  ALSO, AT THIS TIME STUDIES AT S.H.I.T. (SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTION OF TECHNOLOGY) HAVE PROVEN THE VIABILITY OF RECYCLING HUMAN WASTE AND CONVERTING IT TO SMALL "BROWN CHIPS" FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.  "CHIPS AND DIP FOR EVERYONE" IS THE NEW SLOGAN OF ENVIRONMENTALIST!    

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