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Thursday, September 24, 2015

Obama's New Butt Plug presented by Pope Francis

IN KEEPING WITH THE LONG STANDING TRADITION OF HEADS OF STATE EXCHANGING GIFTS ON VISITS.  POPE FRANCIS HAS PRESENTED PRESIDENT OBAMA WITH A BUTT PLUG HONORING HIS SUPPORT FOR THE LIMITATIONS ON GREEN HOUSE GAS EMISSIONS.  THE PRESIDENTS GIFT TO THE POPE HOWEVER, REMAINS SOMETHING OF A SECRET.  BUT INFORMED WHITE HOUSE SOURCES HAVE INDICATED IT WAS A GAS MASK TO PROTECT THE POPE FROM THE OBNOXIOUS FUMES COMING FROM THE STREETS OF THE ETERNAL CITY CAUSED BY THOUSANDS RELIEVING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC.  IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO THE CITY OF FOUNTAINS YOU KNOW THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.  HOLD YOUR NOSE WHEN IN ROME!  
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