Gun Relocation Act

THE "GUN RELOCATION ACT" WAS PASSED BY A DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED SENATE USING THE NUCLEAR OPTION LESS THAT ONE YEAR AFTER THE WORD "ABORTION" WAS DEEMED TO BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND REPLACED WITH THE TERM "FETAL RELOCATION".  THIS LANDMARK ACT REQUIRES THAT ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES IMMEDIATELY TURN IN ALL THEIR FIREARMS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE GIVEN A "GUN FREE ZONE" PLACK WHICH THEY MUST PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED ON THEIR PROPERTY.  SHORTLY AFTER THE ACT WAS SIGNED INTO LAW SENATE REPUBLICANS AND A FEW DEMOCRATS POINTED OUT A SERIOUS FLAW IN THE NEW LAW.  IT SEEMS THAT THE WORDS "LAW ABIDING CITIZENS" EXEMPTED CRIMINALS AND ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM COMPLYING WITH THE ACT.  AN ATTEMPT TO RECTIFY THIS ERROR WAS DEFEATED IN THE DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED CONGRESS.  AFTER ALL THOSE IN POWER DID NOT WANT TO ANGER  IMPORTANT VOTING BLOCKS IN THEIR BASE (CRIMINALS AND ALIENS).  LESS THAT ONE WEEK AFTER IT ENACTMENT A RESIDENT OF FLORIDA WAS CHARGED UNDER THE NEW LAW.  SEEMS A MAN CAME HOME AND FOUND THREE INTRUDERS RAPING HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.  THE DISTRAUGHT FATHER RETREATED TO ANOTHER ROOM AND LOCATED HIS HIDDEN PISTOL AND RETURNED SHOOTING AND KILLING THE THREE.  THIS MAN WAS FORMALLY CHARGED BY ATTORNEY GENERAL AL SHARPTON'S DOJ AND FACES A 20 YEAR SENTENCE FOR VIOLATION OF THE "GUN RELOCATION ACT"!

FICTIONAL, OF COURSE.  BUT NOT TOO FAR FETCHED IF THOSE LIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT HAD THEIR WAY. 
by Ron Russell