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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Machete Sales to Illegals increases

IN THE LARGE METRO AREAS ACROSS THE NATION THERE HAS BEEN A SHARP SPIKE IN THE SALE OF MACHETES (THE WEAPON OF CHOICE OF OUR LONG-TERM VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH).  AS MORE AND MORE GUN STORES IN THE URBAN AREAS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SHUT THEIR DOORS DUE TO REPRESSIVE LAWS GUN LAWS ENACTED BY DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED CITY COUNCILS THESE SAME AREAS HAVE SEEN A SHARP INCREASE IN SHOPS SELLING THE INFAMOUS MACHETE.  IT SEEMS THAT CITY LEADERS ARE RELUCTANT TO PASS LAWS RESTRICTING THE SELL AND POSSESSION OF THESE FINE CUTLERY ITEMS FOR FEAR OF ANGERING THEIR LATINO BASE.  THE PRESIDENT AND THOSE AROUND HIM HAVE REMAINED SILENT OF THIS ESCALATING PROBLEM AS MEMBERSHIP IN THE NMA (NATIONAL MACHETE ASSOCIATION) IS GROWING! 
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