Strike the Flag

THE ONLY CASE WHERE I WOULD 

STRIKE THE FLAG!

TODAY'S BONUS

OBAMA IS SENDING HIS AFFORDABLE TERRORIST ACT TO CONGRESS.  THIS ACT WOULD ASSURE THAT ALL AMERICANS HAVE EQUAL ACCESS TO FOREIGN TERRORIST.  THE PRESIDENT HOWEVER, WAS QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT THESE TERRORIST WERE NOT NECESSARILY ISLAMIC, ALTHOUGH MOST HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SHOUT "ALLAH ACKBAR" JUST BEFORE CUTTING OFF THE HEADS OF NON-BELIEVERS!  THE PRESIDENT'S PLAN WOULD CALL FOR THE IMMEDIATE IMPORTATION OF SOME 10,000 SYRIAN REFUGEES WHO WOULD BE DISPERSED IN COMMUNITIES IN ALL 50 STATES.  THIS WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY ALLOWING MILLIONS INTO THE COUNTRY IN THE YEARS THAT FOLLOW.  THESE MEASURES WOULD GUARANTEE THAT EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN WOULD HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY OF COMING FACE TO FACE WITH A JIHADIST!  THIS OF COURSE, IS A NEW VERSION OF HUEY LONG'S "A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT" SLOGAN, THAT OBAMA  WOULD CHANGE TO "A TERRORIST IN EVERY HOUSE"!  OBAMA REMINDED THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS THAT THE MIDDLE EAST, AND TO A LESSER EXTENT EUROPE, HAS A SURPLUS OF TERRORIST AND THAT THIS INEQUALITY CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE AND THAT THE AFFORDABLE TERRORIST ACT WOULD RECTIFY THIS INTOLERABLE SITUATION.  

 by  Ron Russell