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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

The Humongous Duck Dick


Today's bit of trivia: The blue-bill lake duck has the largest penis relative to it's body size of all vertebrates.  Reaching a length of 42.5 cm or something over 16 inches.  Half it's body length.  Additionally the Blue-bill's prodigious appendage is cork-screw shaped with small wart-like protrusions along it's massive length, much like those on the infamous French Tickler.  Leading ornithologist have determined that the odd shape and protrusions serve a two fold purpose.  First they stimulate the female and second they help to remove any deposits left by an earlier visit on withdrawal.  It seems that the female Blue-bill, unlike most of her cousins in the bird family who mate for life, is very loose with her affections, one might even say, promiscuous and the astute male wants to be sure any ducklings resulting from the union are his.       
Now you know where the phrase "Fu*k like a Duck" comes from.  If you live on a farm inhabited by ducks, don't disclose this information to your wife or girl friend.

I WOULD BE REMISS, IF I FAILED TO INFORM YOU HOW THIS POST CAME ABOUT.  WHILE WATCHING THE NEWS TODAY I WAS REMINDED OF THE TRUMP PROTESTORS WHO WERE CARRYING THOSE "DONALD DUCK TAXES" PROTEST SIGNS.  FOR SOME REASON, THAT MADE ME THINK OF THE TIME I VISITED MY FRIEND WHO LIVED IN THE COUNTRY.  HE HAD CHICKENS AND DUCKS.  TIM AND I WITNESSED THE MATING OF TWO OF THE WATER FOWL AND WERE AMAZED WHEN THE OLD DRAKE WITHDREW---DAMN IT WAS BIGGER THAN MINE AND I DON'T HAVE SMALL HANDS.  WENT TO ONLINE SOURCES AND THE ABOVE INFORMATION IS CORRECT.  HERE IS THE WIKIPEDIA LINK SHOULD YOU CARE TO CHECK  DUCK PENIS.

TRYING TO LURE UNSUSPECTING DRAKE TO HER VAN!  
DOUBT SHE HAS CHINESE PRESSED DUCK ON HER MIND!

WITHOUT A DOUBT THIS GUY IS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!

NOW YOU KNOW WHY,
WE NEVER BRING OUR WIVES ON OUR DUCK HUNTING TRIPS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE'S MY GUN?  
I WANT MY MEAT ALIVE!

TROLLING FOR A DUCK!

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