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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

National Power 'Wall' Lottery to finance the Wall before Mexico Pays for it.

Occasionally, there is that moment when someone among those idiots sitting in the nation's capital has a brain fart worthy of consideration by the public.  Now is such a time!  Apparently, a lowly bureaucrat in the Trump, upon seeing the opposition by Democrats and even some Republicans to fund Trump's grand wall on the southern border has presented the president and his staff with the means of funding this "Juan Barrier" from sea to shining Gulf.  This dedicated government worker, who wishes to remain anonymous out of fears that fascist progressive reactionary groups on both the east and west coast might poise to his family, has come up with an ingenious way to fund the wall.  A National Power Wall Lottery, that would totally finance the cost of the structure without the use of any taxpayer dollars or any taco-stained pesos from the land of Vicente Fox and Presidente Enrique Pena Nieto.  An additional benefit of this lottery would be that dozens of honest legal Americans would become instant millionaires.  And therefore, be able to build beautiful walls around their own estates to keep out dangerous illegals from the south until they are rounded up by ICE, given a tortilla and a burro and directed south escorted by a Navy SEAL.  It should be noted that any gate in this Wall will open only one way for the foreseeable future. 
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