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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

The Dog ate my Viagra

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One morning a long-wed couple were in an amorous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..."

The husband says: "No, I'm not hungry, the Viagra takes away my appetite."


Later in the day, the wife says: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..."


The husband again refuses, "I'm just not hungry after using that Viagra."


Long about dinner time, the wife tries again, "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls."
 

The husband still refuses, "No, that Viagra just kills my appetite."
 

The wife then firmly says "Well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!"
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"And to think my doctor wanted to give me Viagra 
when all I needed was a newer model to ride"!

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