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Sunday, May 7, 2017

Three-Legged Horse Shows for Kentucky Derby despite Pre-exiting condition

THREE-LEGGED HORSE DEMAND RIGHT TO RUN IN KENTUCKY DERBY. 
CONTENDS HIS PRE-EXISTING CONDITION SHOULD NOT BE A DIS-QUALIFIER. 
DISPOSITION:  APPROVED
HELLO.  I NEED AUTO INSURANCE, BUT MY CAR
HAS A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. 
DISPOSITION:  APPROVED
INSURANCE COMPANY FORCED TO ISSUE POLICY
DESPITE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. 
DISPOSITION:  APPROVED, BUT WAITING FOR SHOVEL AND PEN
SO POLICY CAN SIGNED
DEATH ROW INMATE DENIED TICKET FOR WORLD WIDE CRUISE
BECAUSE OF PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.. 
DISPOSITION:  TICKET SALE APPROVED
APPLIED FOR ADMISSION TO NBA DRAFT. 
DENIED BECAUSE OF PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. 
DISPOSITION:  APPLICATION APPROVED
SOUGHT APPLICATION FOR MISS USA PAGEANT. 
DENIED BECAUSE OF PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. 
DISPOSITION:  APPLICATION APPROVED
MAN SELF-IDENTIFIES AS STUD ROOSTER. 
ATTEMPTS TO SIGN UP FOR LATINO COCK FIGHT. 
DENIED BECAUSE OF PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. 
DESPITE HIS ABILITY TO 'CHOKE THE CHICKEN'. 
DISPOSITION:  APPLICATION APPROVED
OLD WHITE CONGRESSMAN
ATTEMPTS TO JOIN CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS. 
DENIED BECAUSE OF PRE-EXISTING CONDITION; 
DISPOSITION:  DECISION OF BLACK CAUCUS UPHELD
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My position on the current debate covering pre-existing conditions and medical insurance is quite simple.  If those conditions are genetic then they should be covered.  However, if an adult fails to purchase insurance and then has some disabling accident that results in some type of permanent disability there are already laws on the books to cover such cases.  I know a number of people who are in these circumstances and receive government benefits.  I do however, understand the positions of both side in what will become a raging debate in the coming months.  My satirical look at this problem with the above images and captions, is just that satire.  And should be taken with a grain of salt.

Breaking news: Three legged horse (Ole Peg Leg) shows up at starting gate as Derby winner 'Always Dreaming' is presented with blanket of roses in the winner's circle.

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