Extreme Close ups of Precious Bodily Parts

A man and his wife were in bed and the man farts. His wife looks over at him and asks "What was that?" To which her husband replies "We are playing Football. It's 7 to nothing." 

After a while the wife farts. "Ha! it's now 7 to 7." So the husband gets a big fart brewing and lets it rip and in the process he shits in the bed. 

The wife asks "Did you score again?" 

"Nope, that's the gun for halftime. Switch sides."

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WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS ONE!

JUST TWO GIRLS ON THE BEACH!

SOME THINGS LOOK BETTER UP CLOSE!

SHE IS BLOCKING THAT OCEAN VIEW!