Friday, June 2, 2017

Keep your Doctor, I'll take my Nurse

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Planning to cash her paycheck, a nurse walks into a bank. 
She reaches into her pocket to pull out a pen to sign her checkInstead of a pen, 
she finds she has pulled out a rectal thermometer from the pocket. 
She looks at the rectal thermometer in complete shock. 
"Oh no!" she states in disbelief. "Some asshole has my pen!"  
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