The Blonde Pilot

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. 

She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" 

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says , "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama." "O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. Who art in Heaven. ... . .."

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A flight is on its way to Sydney, when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then informs the blonde that she has only paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. 

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”. 


The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo who has an economy ticket but is sitting in first class, and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat. 
 
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.” 

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” 

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she then says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. 

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.“