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Thursday, July 13, 2017

54 Year Old Man with Young 18 Year old Babe


Dear wife, 
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. 
Your Husband 

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband, 
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up. 
Your Wife
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1 comment:

edutcher said...

The version I read, both were 54.

PS The artist Rubens married his first wife's 15 year old niece and they had 9 kids, so don't count out the old guys.