Thursday, July 6, 2017

Booty Shorts

A married man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 20 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis." 

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!" He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it!

Jack is one horny guy, he isn’t sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him. "I’m really horny, but I only have five dollars. What can you do for me?" Jack asks the madam. She looks Jack over and says, "Don’t worry. We can take care of you. 

She leads Jack into a room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it can’t be that bad, so he gives the madam five bucks, and she closes the door behind her. Jack undresses and has the time of his life. When he’s done, he can’t remember when he’s had such a pleasurable experience. 

One week later, horny again, Jack has saved up ten dollars. Being a satisfied customer, he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for ten bucks. "Well, for ten dollars, we have a special show," the madam replies. She leads him into a different room in which there are several people sitting on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show, Jack," the madam tells him. 

Jack gives his money to the madam and takes a seat on one of the benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open, revealing another room on the other side of a two-way mirror. On the other side of the glass, two women begin to undress each other. Jack is very impressed. Clearly, these women are unaware anyone is watching as they begin to make love to one another passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won’t do to each other. 

Jack once again feels he is getting his money’s worth, and he turns to the guy beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks, eh?!" The guy turns to Jack and says, "That’s nothing...Last week we saw a guy screwing a chicken!"
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