Black NFL Players to protest over having to wear Cotton-laced Jock Straps

A CNN reporter while researching a story on southern cotton fields and their direct correlation to the institution of slavery in Dixie came across an astounding discovery.  Apparently without the knowledge of black players in the NFL the Jock Straps they have been issued contain 50% cotton with the remaining half being polyester.  Upon receiving this disturbing information the Players Union (which is predominately black) has issued an ultimatum to the owners demanding cotton-free athletic supporters or else they will kneel twice during the Anthem. Furthermore they are demanding the owners assure them there is not a fiber of that racist substance 'cotton' in Old Glory.  Apparently in today's politically correct environment:  Cotton has been added to a growing list of things disturbing to some on the left.
Funny, cotton allows fabrics to breath---evidently, sweaty balls are no problem. 
by Ron Russell         

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