Feminest call for Mistletoe Ban for fear male Troglodytes would run-a-muck this holiday season

H/T to Stilton's P;ace

The National Organization for Women (N.O.W.) and other feminist groups are calling for a total ban on all mistletoe  in government buildings this holiday season.  They fear that unsuspecting females would unknowingly fall victim to lecherous male troglodytes while innocently passing under a sprig of mistletoe.  Furthermore, these same groups are putting pressure on clothing manufacturers to stop installing zippers on the front of male trousers.  Claiming this gives wannabe 'Don Juan's' far to easy access to their WMD (weapon of mass destruction), the much hated male penis!