Showing posts with label brazil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brazil. Show all posts

Friday, September 15, 2017

Plane Bathroom Afflictions

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the restroom. She told him the men's room was broken, so he had to use the women's room. Then she said, ''But don't push the W.W. button, or the P.B. button, and DO NOT push the A.T.R. button." But of course he had to push the W.W. button, which he discovered stood for warm water (sprayed on your butt). Then he pushed the P.B. button, which stood for powder your butt. And since those two things had been so pleasant, he pushed the A.T.R. button. He later woke up in a bright room and doctors were all around him. When he asked why he was there, they asked him if he hit the A.T.R. - automatic tampon remover - button. The guy said, "Yes... what happened?" The doctor said, "Your penis is on your pillow."
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Saturday, June 17, 2017

Babes of Brazil


BRAZIL HAS A NO IMPLANT LIMIT!

Eu MUITAS VEZES ADMIRAVA-ME SOBRE AS HISTÓRIAS QUE VÊM DOS MEIOS DE COMUNICAÇÃO AMERICANOS SOBRE A MATANÇA DAS TRIBOS NA FLORESTA DE CHUVA PELO GOVERNO E PELAS FAZENDAS PRÓXIMAS. SUSPEITO QUE HÁ ALGUMA VERDADE EM ESSES MAS GOSTARIA DE SABER A VERDADE. AMO A NATUREZA E O GRANDE AO AR LIVRE, MAS SEI QUE ALGUMAS COISAS DEVEM DAR LUGAR ÀS NECESSIDADES DO MUNDO MODERNO.
Don't concern yourself with the translation.  
It's the same in every language!