Showing posts with label toilet paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet paper. Show all posts

Friday, November 3, 2017

Toilet Paper

Stepping out of the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of simply telling her it's not so, the husband jokingly comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt; didn't it?"
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A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..." 
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Sunday, October 8, 2017

Socialist Venezuelan Presidente Maduro has solved that Nation's Toilet Paper shortage


In a sheer stroke of genius, that could only come from a Socialist (communist) leader.  Venezuela's Presidente Nicolas Maduro has solved that nations toilet paper shortage with a mere stroke of his mighty pen.  By executive order, the Presidente has ordered all food stocks removed from grocery store shelves. Not only will this solve the toilet paper problem, but at the same time relieve the pressure on antiquated sewage treatment plants especially in that nation's capital city of Caracus.  Furthermore Muduro stated at the elaborate signing ceremony of the NFCA (National Food Conservation Act), that there would no longer be a need for laxatives, Gringo weight loss schemes, and pampers.
by Ron Russell