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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Young Topless Heffers

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

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I'll trade my "8" at the top for your "4" just above!

Friday, November 18, 2016

Will Hillary go Topless on Rio's Copacabana Beach after fleeing to Brazil

One must wonder how Hillary Clinton is reacting to Trump's nomination of Jeff Sessions for Attorney General. Will she dispatch Bubba to meet with Sessions on some remote tarmac as she did when Loretta Lynch was AG? Or is she actively appealing to President Obama for a coveted presidential pardon. Failing that will she just seek out some country like Brazil that doesn't have an inclusive extradition treaty with the United States. If she chooses the latter, will the old gal pack bottled water and Tabasco Sauce for her extended stay in the land of the samba and go topless on Copacabana Beach.

Copacabana Beach before the arrival of Hillary Clinton

Rio's Copacabana Beach after being hit by Hillary

The U.S. Border Patrol has reported a surge in illegals attempting to cross the southern border. For some inexplicable reason the bulk of those seeking asylum are young Brazilian men. This comes on the heels of former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton making her Brazilian debut on the Copacabana Beaches. It has yet to be determined if there is any connection between these two events.