Sunday, May 17, 2015

Cowgirls and Cowpoke Tale Rule 5

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RIDE ON A HEADLESS HORSE
FOLLOWING A DRUNKEN SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE LOCAL SALOON, THE YOUNG COWPOKE WOKE IN THE BUNKHOUSE.  THE OTHER COWBOYS ASKED HOW HIS NITE WAS.  HE REPLIED, "EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL I CAME OUT AND STARTED BACK TO THE RANCH.  SOME SORRY SOB HAD CUT MY HORSE'S HEAD OFF AND I HAD TO RIDE WITH MY HAND DOWN HIS WINDPIPE ALL THE WAY HOME.  AND BY THE WAY WHICH OF YOU SORRY BASTARDS PUT THIS HORSE SHIT ON MY HAND AND ARM BEFORE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING?"

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