ON AN UNSCHEDULED FLIGHT OVER THE MIDDLE EAST, AIR FORCE ONE MYSTERIOUSLY DROPPED OFF THE RADAR FOR ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE REAPPEARING. THE PRESIDENT'S PLANE ABRUPTLY CHANGED COURSE AND HEADED BACK TO WASHINGTON WHERE IT LANDED AT ANDREWS AIR FORCE BASE. OBSERVERS REPORTED SEEING THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE PRESIDENT'S STAFF DEPARTED LOOKING MORE LIKE ZOMBIES (HELL THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL) THAN LIVING BREATHING HUMANS. FINALLY THE AIR FORCE MAJOR WHO WAS THE PILOT OF AIR FORCE ONE EMERGED APPEARING WHITE AS A KLANSMAN'S SHEET. HE WAS GREETED BY SWARMS OF REPORTERS AS HE SET FOOT ON THE GROUND. OBVIOUSLY, THE FIRST QUESTION ASKED WAS, "WHERE IS PRESIDENT OBAMA"? THE MAJOR'S ANSWER WAS BRIEF AND TO THE POINT SAYING, "FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE TAKING OFFICE THE PRESIDENT HAS DONE WHAT HE PROMISED WHEN HE SAID, 'I WILL STAND WITH THE MUSLIMS SHOULD THE POLITICAL WIND SHIFT IN A UGLY DIRECTION'"! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAD DEPARTED THE PLANE IN SYRIA AND JOINED ISIS IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST THE COLONIAL INFIDELS.
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