Thursday, March 31, 2016

Traditional Orca Sex banned at Seaworld


Under pressure from animal rights and environment groups the executives at Seaworld have been coerced into agreeing that there would be no more breeding of captive Orca.  This can be accomplished in several ways, either by keeping the two sexes apart, manufacturing super-sized condoms for the male Orca, or bringing in representatives from the LGBT community to teach the Orca the error of their ways!  As of this time no decision has been made by Seaworld as how to accomplish this humane goal.  However bids are being accepted from Trojan and other condom manufactures.  Additionally, members of the LGBT community in San Francisco are demanding that the Orca be given the option of an alternative life style, and are sending large quantities of K-Y Jelly to Seaworld locations around the country!    

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