RULE 5 SITES: Belly Dancers, Harem Girls, Muslim Jokes

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Belly Dancers, Harem Girls, Muslim Jokes

Pakistan launches a rocket onto Moon. News on Pakistani news channel, “Water and fishes found on Moon”.
News on BBC,”Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea”.

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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.
They’re calling it ‘Islam’.

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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”
The customer says, “Female” The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White” The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

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This is a real handy cup for pouring gunpowder into stuffed toys.

The faithful Muslim will be happy to learn that the other side says, “I hate Jews”

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The American-style Barbie is considered a Jewish emissary of nudity and moral corruption and has been banned in many Islamic rat holes.

Muslim World’s Vice Squads Hunt ‘Jewish’ Barbie Dolls Jewish Barbie dolls, with their naked clothing, lewd positions, and different samples and accessories, are symbols of decadence of the perverted West. Let us recognize their danger and worry.

To counter that Zionist threat, Muslim companies have come up with Taliban Barbie.

It should be noted that Taliban Barbie is anatomically correct, that is to say, her clitoris and vaginal labia have been removed with broken glass in keeping with current Muslim culture. The doll also has a small string attached to her butt that when pulled says, “I like wearing a hijab” and “I love being married to a Muslim man. Beat me! Whip me! I am unworthy!” and “I will kill myself if I am put in a toy chest with a male toy.”

Taliban Barbie is approved by UNESCO and cannot be returned if damaged since she is manufactured damaged.

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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

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A young Arab asks his father “What is this weird hat that we are wearing?” “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun,” says the father.

Then asks the son “And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?” The father is Obliged to reply: “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!”

The boy gets even more curious: “And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?” Again the father lovingly explains: “These are ‘babouches,’ which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!”

Finally the son says, “Tell me Abba?” “Yes my son?” “Why the f*ck are we living in Detroit and still wearing all this shit?”

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AND NOW FOR THE GOOD SHIT!