Dem-O-Rats Jokes

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it really gets screwed. 

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? 
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. 

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline? 
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. 

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? 
A: Change. 

Q: Why can't John Kerry tell a joke? 
A: Because all the botox keeps him from smiling! 

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. 

Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? 
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

 Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road? 
 A: Vultures will eat the skunk. 

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? 
A: You don't. They're born that way. 

Q: What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? 
A: Lost. 

Q: What's the difference between a car and a politician. 
A: You get to test-drive a car. 

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? 
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

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