North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un visits Goat breeding Station 621 where the animals are bred to feed troops

North Korea's fat boy leader, has taken time out from observing failed missile launches to visit goat-breeding farm no. 621.  A facility devoted to raising gourmet goats to feed troops of his grand army.  An army that will crush American imperialist should they dare attack his country.  While on the visit Kim jokes with soldiers about various recipes, including goat stew.  According to one anonymous reporter Kim Jong was overheard telling the guards at this breeding site to keep close watch on the Islamic Terrorist who were in training there, for fear the would defile the goats making them unsuitable for the chow hall tables of his troops.