An old man of 70 married a young girl of 21. When they got into bed the night after their wedding, he held up three fingers. “Oh honey!” said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?” “No…” said the old man, “It means you can take your pick.”
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Barbie Benton, playboy playmate in the late 1960's and 70's.
Hugh Hefner's no.1 squeeze and constant companion
for years.
Played in a number of low budget films and
featured on many TV shows of that period,
such as Love Boat, Fantasy Island and Hee Haw!
BARBIE WITH HUGH HEFNER |
BARBIE IN 'DEATHSTALKER' 1983 |
ON TV SHOW 'HEE HAW' WITH JUNIOR SAMPLE |
I ONLY GET THE KEEPERS! |
She was a looker in her day!
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