RULE 5 SITES: The fascination with Breast

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

The fascination with Breast

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. There after he quickly realized that he couldn't separate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find a way out. He tried every button on the instrument, but still nothing seem to work .

Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry", replied the customer service "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons!"

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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different!

It's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?" The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

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HAND-MADE BEATS MACHINE MADE ANYTIME!

UTTERLY FANTASTIC

CARTOON ARTIST ARE DREAMERS.
BUT THEY WHY NOT DREAM BIG!

QUITE REVEALING TENNIS SWING

IT'S A HARD JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!

EVERY WONDER WHY WOMEN MAKE BETTER LIFEGUARDS?
THEY HAVE BUILT IN FLOTATION DEVICES.

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A guy walks into a bar. Guy: "Hey, barkeeper, give me a beer." Barkeeper: "Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and $500."

So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in. Guy: "Where's my $500 and free beer?" Barkeeper: "Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry." The guy walks outside again.

The barkeep chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in. Guy: "Alright, where's my $1000 and two free beers?"

Barkeeper: "What did you say to make the horse laugh?" Guy : "I told him I have a bigger penis than him." Barkeeper: "What did you do to make him cry?" Guy: "I showed him." ********************