FOLLOWING AN ALMOST TWO YEAR STUDY OF THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBABWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL. THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES. AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND NUMEROUS DEMOCRAT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, INCLUDING SENATE MINORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION. BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI. THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR. HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION. MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS. WE CAN ONLY HOPE!
It should be noted, that like most, we condemn the killing of Cecil, particularly the luring of the old fellow from his protected area. We are simply pointing out the absolute insanity of those who would use this in their fight against hunters and the Second Amendment.
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Having just returned from an African safari, Steve went to see his friend, Bill, to tell him of his adventures.
"There I was, out in the jungle," he said, "when I suddenly heard a noise in the bush behind me. I looked back and saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling at me.
The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me once more, and as he got closer, he slipped again. I happened to see a house not far away, so I ran towards it. I got close to the house with the lion almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time.
With my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion's face."
"That's quite a story, Steve," Bill said. "I would have crapped in my pants."
"Well, what do you think the lion kept slipping on?!?"
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