Plumbers

Three Plumbers and three Electricians are about to board a train to a Teamsters convention. The Electricians notice that the Plumbers bought only one ticket between them. The Electricians ask the Plumbers how they plan on getting to the convention. "Watch and learn," one of the Plumbers tells them. 

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three plumbers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The electricians are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back. 

Then on the return trip, the electricians notice that the plumbers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three electricians hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the plumbers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please"!

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MAYBE A PLUS SIZE, BUT I'LL TAKE THAT LITTLE BIT EXTRA