A Cheap Circumcision aka A Rip-off.

1.  How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? 
He forgot to wrap his whopper. 

2.  How is a woman like a road? 
They both have manholes. 

3.  Why are men like diapers? 
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. 

4.  What type of bird gives the best head? 
 A swallow.

 5.  What’s better than a cold Bud? 
A warm bush. 

6.  How do you get a nun pregnant? 
 Dress her up like an altar boy. 

7.  What should you do if you come across an elephant? 
Apologize and wipe it off. 

8. What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? 
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed. 

9.  How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies. 

10. What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this shit. 

11. What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? 
Your job still sucks. 

12. What do you call a cheap circumcision 
A rip-off. 

13. What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? 
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns. 

14. How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? 
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

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