A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony then she pushes her knee and screams again, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert one time.
They'd just about given up hope of making it out alive when they found a lamp and rubbed it.
Funnily enough, a genie popped out and said they could each have one wish which would come true.
The redhead wished to be back home and poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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