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Friday, July 24, 2015

OBAMA'S STEALTH KENYAN GOAT

Sources close to Obama's security detail have confirmed that while in his native Kenya the President secretly order a trusted staff member to secure him a female (doe) goat.   The motive for this strange request remains a mystery.  However, it can be noted that while living in Indonesia the young Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama did partake in the Indonesian Muslim custom of eating dog meat.  This has to lead one to wonder if there are other Muslim customs the President would like to emulate.  Hell, he probably just wanted to have a Bar-B-Que.  But I do wonder why it had to be a female goat.   
Had my fun for the day.  Hope you have enjoyed this bit of satire!

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