Scenic View of Girls Locker Room soon to be banned by Donald Trump

Sometime before leaving office President Barack Obama (happily now former President) instituted an open door policy at all school restrooms and locker rooms.  This new "Scenic Overlook" attitude of what had been sexually segregated facilities based solely on what organ lay between the legs of those entering the facility was declared illegal by the Obama administration.  Now  under the new mandatory guidelines anyone, depending on his frame of mind on any particular day could enter the locker room or bathroom of his, hers, or it's choice. To assure compliance with this enlightened progressive Executive Order, former President Obama would have had the federal government withhold funds from any school failing to comply.  Just this week however President Donald Trump overturned the Obama order.  An action that would effectively make it illegal once again for dirty old farts, sexual perverts and horny young jocks to go where no man had gone before.  Sadly, those seeking that "Scenic Sexual Overlook" are once again relegated to that old dependable standby, the "knothole".  Hell, that was more fun anyway.  Forbidden fruit always taste better.  

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Obama Statue designated Gender Neutral Pigeon Porta Potty

It was recently observed that a statue honoring Chicago's most famous son, Barack Obama, in a city park was being used by flocks of pigeons as a dumping ground.  The city council quickly called an emergency meeting to deal with this fowl situation.  Members unanimously voted to designate, what was obviously a needed facility for our feathered friends, a gender neutral porta potty open to all pigeon regardless of their sexual persuasion.  However much to the dismay of dedicated ornithologist no transgenders have been observed using the facility.  But as to gays and dykes, opinions among the birdwatchers was mixed as they are much harder to identify.  This porta potty is now seen as perhaps the only lasting legacy of the 44th president of the United States.

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Obama's final round of Golf and bevy of Sexy Caddys

Prior to stabbing Israel in the back at the United Nations, 

top officials from the NSA and even many agents 

in the Secret Service warned President Obama this act 

could lead to unintended consequences.  

They reminded him of the dozens attacks carried out by MOSSAD (the Israeli equivalent of the CIA), 

against enemies of Israel.  

It appears that MOSSAD has mastered the use of C-4, 

 by disguising this military grade explosive 

as such common items as cell phones, teddy bears, 

and even golf balls.  

But as usual, the late, 

know it all president would not listen to his advisors.      

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Goat or Eunuch

Just come to my chamber later Barry and we'll see!

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If Obama had been President on December 7, 1941

In a Sunday night radio address from the Oval Office following the early morning attack on the U.S. Naval Base at Pearl Harbor the President sought to reassure the people.  President Obama was clear and unambiguous as he told the nation that we could defeat the Japanese on the battlefield, while promising to put no American Troops on the ground in Japan!  Damn if Obama really had been President in 1941, we would all be speaking Japanese now.  Fortunately, Americans were not stupid enough back then to elect such a man as president.   

Meme and text by  Ron Russell

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