THE DEMAND FOR HOTHOUSE CUCUMBERS IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS SKYROCKETED IN THE PAST MONTH CAUSING A SEVERE SHORTAGE ACCORDING TO VENDORS AT THE YERBA BUENA LANE FARMERS' MARKET. WHEN SOME MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY WERE ASKED TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON THEY SIMPLY REPLIED THAT MORE PEOPLE WERE EATING BIGGER SALADS THESE DAYS. VENDORS HOWEVER ARE REPORTING THAT THOUSANDS OF SMALL PUNY FIELD GROWN CUCUMBERS ARE IN SURPLUS AND ROTTING ON THEIR TABLES!
by Ron Russell
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