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Thursday, October 15, 2015

The inexplicable demand for Hothouse Cucumbers in San Francisco

THE DEMAND FOR HOTHOUSE CUCUMBERS IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS SKYROCKETED IN THE PAST MONTH CAUSING A SEVERE SHORTAGE  ACCORDING TO VENDORS AT THE YERBA BUENA LANE FARMERS' MARKET.  WHEN SOME MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY WERE ASKED TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON THEY SIMPLY REPLIED THAT MORE PEOPLE WERE EATING BIGGER  SALADS THESE DAYS.  VENDORS HOWEVER ARE REPORTING THAT THOUSANDS OF SMALL PUNY FIELD GROWN CUCUMBERS ARE IN SURPLUS AND ROTTING ON THEIR TABLES! 

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