Showing posts with label san francisco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label san francisco. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Castro going to San Francisco.and Rule 5 Cuban Babes

Fidel Castro now belongs to the ages.  But never fear he has become a soldier of the vast and growing underground movement of the shovel ready Democratic Party.  One can only pray, that his remains be secretly relocated to that most infamous City by the Bay, aka San Francisco where he can join the forces of those still dedicated to continue those grand uplifting fundamental changes bestowed on us by Barack Obama the Great.  Changes now threatened by a demonic run-a-way Trump Train rolling out of that vast waste land on middle America known to be occupied by knuckle-dragging Troglodytes.  Troglodytes who gorge themselves with red-meat, Coca Cola's and mom's Apple Pie while insulting enlightened elites, by daring to waive that symbol of oppression that bears the stars and stripes.  We have little doubt those in the sprawling Frisco LGBTQ community will welcome comrade Fidel with open arms despite any past transgressions that allegedly occurred in the proximity of bullet-ridden brick walls outside the Presidential Palace in Havana or in the dungeons, inspired by the Spanish Inquisition,  beneath it. 

CUBAN BABES
Ultimate Patriotic Cuban Babe

Color Splash Babes

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Friday, April 22, 2016

Penisrooms in San Francisco Omelets

Mushroom farmers in the San Joaquin Valley have developed a new hybrid stain of Mushroom.  But as some of you may know hybrids are not able to reproduce without an assist from modern science.  Despite this formidable obstacle, farmers in the central valley are now producing record numbers of this tantalizing fungi, with 99% of their sales going to farmer markets in the Bay area.  The reason for this phenomenon remains a mystery.  However some buyer's at the San Francisco markets have reported they just had an uncontrollable urge to reach out and grab these miracles of modern science.    

Color Splash Babes

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Thursday, October 15, 2015

The inexplicable demand for Hothouse Cucumbers in San Francisco

THE DEMAND FOR HOTHOUSE CUCUMBERS IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS SKYROCKETED IN THE PAST MONTH CAUSING A SEVERE SHORTAGE  ACCORDING TO VENDORS AT THE YERBA BUENA LANE FARMERS' MARKET.  WHEN SOME MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY WERE ASKED TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON THEY SIMPLY REPLIED THAT MORE PEOPLE WERE EATING BIGGER  SALADS THESE DAYS.  VENDORS HOWEVER ARE REPORTING THAT THOUSANDS OF SMALL PUNY FIELD GROWN CUCUMBERS ARE IN SURPLUS AND ROTTING ON THEIR TABLES!