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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Blondes have more Fun

EASTER ACCIDENT
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and killed him." The blonde says ,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. 


She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. 

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and asks, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave."
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MESSAGE TO MOM
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" 

To that the man asks, "Anything??" And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!" With that, the man says, "Follow me." 

He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does. He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. 

He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. 

The man then says, "Well, go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?" 
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CAN ANYONE READ THE WRITING ON THE TOWEL
SEE MY TAN LINE?
WHO NEEDS A BIKINI!
ARE THEY COMING OFF OR GOING ON?
WHAT'S NEXT BABY?
COME ON, ONE LITTLE DRINK WON'T HURT
I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO WET!
LET'S BUILD A SAND CASTLE
I LIKE BOTH COLD ONES AND HOT ONES
SHE'S FLASHING BIG FOOT!
NEED TO GET MY HAIR FIXED
BODACIOUS PINEAPPLES 
TOO CUTE
WANNA PLAY IN MY SAND BOX

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