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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Young and Sexy

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. 
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? 
I want to know!!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house and a very mature and a very distinguished man with gray hair gets out of the car. 
The man, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps up to the door and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, and the girl, and tells them, “Good morning. 
Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take charge. 
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a Beach villa, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $2,000,000 bank account. 
If it’s twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage…” 
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,” 
If there’s a miscarriage, you’ll have to fuck her again.”
   
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I COULD WATCH THIS EVENT UNFOLD
NOW THAT'S A COME ON!
NOT ALL BUTTS ARE THE SAME
HANDS UP OR I'LL SHOOT.  OOPS, SORRY!
MUST HAVE BEEN A FABRIC SHORTAGE WHEN THEY MADE THIS BIKINI
WOULD LOVE TO DROP A MARBLE AND RETRIEVE IT
THAT BRA HAS A LOT OF FLEXIBILITY
SORRY, CAN'T HELP WHAT I THINK!
ANYONE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THOSE BIG MOUTH BEER BOTTLES?
WHAT A GROUPER.  MEANT TO SAY I WOULD LIKE TO GROPE HER!
WOULD LIKE TO EXAMINE THAT UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT
JUST ANOTHER HUNGARIAN BABE WITH A GUN
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT ANY LONGER.  COME TO BED!
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1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Damn, fell in lust again.