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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Skinny Babes from Venezuela


Although the United Nations has refused to recognize Venezuela's growing reputation as the weight-loss capital of the globe; because of that organization's domination by the "people's socialist states of the world.  Nevertheless, Weight Watchers Anonymous will open it's new headquarter there.  With the new improved motto of "Lose weight the old fashion way, one empty spoon at a time!"  For obvious reasons officials of this oil rich socialist nation in Caracas have been reluctant to approve the paper work needed for Weight Watchers to begin construction on their new corporate headquarters.
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She's so skinny she makes starving Ethiopians look healthy!

She's so skinny, let me tell you... I've seen better legs on chickens. 

 She's so skinny she makes Skeletor look sexy! 

She's so skinny she uses dental floss for toilet paper. 

She's so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio. 

She's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant! 

She's so skinny her pants have one belt loop. 

She's so skinny when she wears yellow people mistake her for a No. 2 pencil.
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See more of these succulent pretzel sticks HERE!
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