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Sunday, June 11, 2017

20 Great Condom Slogans


1) Cover your stump before you hump 
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 
4) When in doubt shroud you spout 
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 
12) If you go into heat, package your meat 
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
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THIS GUY MUST HAVE ONE INFLATED EGO.
And I didn't forget the main dish!  
I didn't know if you want it rare or well done.  
So it's being served Raw!