Battle of the Toilet Seat

Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. 

Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. 

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. 

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself, and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 

The Emergency Room Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. 

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I bet you have never seen anything like this before.” 

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed.”

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MY WIFE'S SOLUTION TO ME NOT PUTTING SEAT DOWN. 
HOPE SHE ENJOYS SITTING IN DRIBBLED PEE!

THANKS BABY, FOR PUTTING THE SEAT DOWN!

The hidden dangers of leaving the seat down!