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Monday, June 19, 2017

Heidi Montag's Big Melons

NOTHING LIKE RIPE MELONS
ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

THERE IS A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY WHO OFTEN VISITED THE ISOLATED WATERMELON PATCH ON A HOT SUMMER DAY ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT HIS TRUSTY JACK KNIFE.  IF YOU WERE RAISED ON A FARM, NO FURTHER EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.  IF NOT---SH*T YOU MISSED A DISGUSTINGLY UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.  

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