NOTHING LIKE RIPE MELONS
ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!
THERE IS A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY WHO OFTEN VISITED THE ISOLATED WATERMELON PATCH ON A HOT SUMMER DAY ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT HIS TRUSTY JACK KNIFE. IF YOU WERE RAISED ON A FARM, NO FURTHER EXPLANATION IS NEEDED. IF NOT---SH*T YOU MISSED A DISGUSTINGLY UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.
THERE IS A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY WHO OFTEN VISITED THE ISOLATED WATERMELON PATCH ON A HOT SUMMER DAY ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT HIS TRUSTY JACK KNIFE. IF YOU WERE RAISED ON A FARM, NO FURTHER EXPLANATION IS NEEDED. IF NOT---SH*T YOU MISSED A DISGUSTINGLY UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.
