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Saturday, July 29, 2017

Just for those who would bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

For those who would bring a knife to a gun fight, 
there is little we can do to increase your IQ.  
We can however recommend the below item, 
although we serious doubt that even a Vulcan Mind Meld 
could penetrate that ignorant shield they have deployed.  

BUT WE WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT,
THAT AN IRATE WOMAN COMING AT YOU WITH A KNIFE
IS ONE FU*KING SCARY EVENT.

1 comment:

Tim said...

Wasn't the old saying, with a knife you can get a pistol. One thing about a knjfe though, it never needs reloading.